Promises, promises: since 19XX

Surfing Google News I encountered the Web site for a place called Promises, located in Malibu, the current domicile of a newly shorn Britney Spears.

I skimmed their purple prose describing the great gated community they purport to be. I chuckled when I learned that they've been in business since 19XX:

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Yup, you read it right:

When Promises opened in 19XX, we realized that a facility is only as good as its staff.

And a Web site visited by millions is only as good as its Webmaster.